You know you're in Turkey when ....
you have about a dozen tiny cups of tea a day
you eat the most delicious bread at every meal
you see cats and giant dogs sunnıng themselves on 1000 yr old ruins
you can go for a walk in the hills and discover stunning fresco-decorated cave-churches
Admittedly you could also perhaps experience this in various other Middle Eastern countries so the most definitive:
half the men look like Dad